Oh, Cabana Boy! Refill Please!

Oh, Cabana Boy! Refill Please!

Oh, Cabana Boy! Refill Please!

Oh, Cabana Boy! Refill Please!

Has your love faded over the years? Do you feel that your Wife or Significant Other may seek excitement? Is she a bored housewife with lots of time on her hands? When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Let us introduce you to your greatest fear, The Cabana Boy. A Cabana Boy may also go by other names, such as:

  • Local Bartender with the mesmerizing eyes
  • Pool Boy
  • Cable Guy
  • Maintenance Worker
  • Car Detailer
  • Lawn Care Guy
  • Electrician
  • Painter

The list of names goes on and on, but you get the idea.

Cabana boys will do almost anything for a tip. A Cabana Boy is a sexy guy with a tan. Race and income are unimportant when it comes to being a Cabana boy.  He serves mine-or yours, should you choose- every whim. And I mean every whim.
Oh Cabana Boy!!! I think I need another lime in this avacado daiquiri! And really, you must remove those wet swim trunks! They must be so constricting!

He is usually found working out on the beach.  You’ll catch him serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.This sexy-based super hero is hotter than a thousand suns.

A Cabana Boy is a young man. He gives a woman anything and everything she needs or wants, as a servant would. However most of her needs or wants have a sexual connotation behind them.

“I was at the beach and the cabana boy massaged my feet as I drank my piña colada.”

“The cabana boy fanned me with a palm leaf as I dried myself from the shower.”

Here is a typical job posting for a Cabana Boy:

Cabana Boy

Residential poolside position available for young, good-looking male. Basically, you’ll get to hang out poolside with 3-6 (maybe more) young, sexy, sophisticated ladies but also be at their beck and call. Duties will range from applying suntan lotion, making drinks, providing towels, skimming the pool and things of that nature.

-Age 21-32
-Must be available to work 1pm-4:30 p.m. Saturday’s (weather permitting)
-Good looking (clean shaven which includes no back hair, tan, athletic body)
-Uniform: Speedo or shorts
-Ability to take drinks orders and make drinks
-Massage skills, while not required, are preferred.
-Overall ability to cater to the needs of the women of the pool

We’re offering sweet compensation (anywhere from $20-$30 p/hour) for a very short amount of time with the possibility of additional income/tips for special skills and attention to detail. We are guessing that once word gets out that we have a nice looking Cabana boy more women will come over and you’ll get paid even more.

If you think that you would be interested in this position, please email us a picture and a little about yourself.

Interviews will begin on or around June 19th.

Compensation: Negotiable
This is a part-time job.

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